I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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