btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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