there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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