In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
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kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
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All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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