dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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