Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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