fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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