HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
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I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
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When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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