Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Couch. On fire.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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