Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
operation have a gay friend backfired
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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