did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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