and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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