I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
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