Having a random hookup so left but love u
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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