Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
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We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
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Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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