Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
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