It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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