My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
Randomize
