# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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