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While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
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He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
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You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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