god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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