I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
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He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
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yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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