woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
Randomize
