I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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