Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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