dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
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My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
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Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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