I would go down on you faster than GM stock
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Randomize
