why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
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