your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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