If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
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He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
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School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
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