those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
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he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
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Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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