Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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