its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
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Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
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I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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