well I can't set my house on fire every night
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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