Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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