see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
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so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
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nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize