Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
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I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
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Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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