We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
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No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
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although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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