Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
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He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
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There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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