haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
fuck your aforementioned shoe
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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