Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
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A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
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The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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