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• (323): View more from California

  this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude

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  call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing

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• (619): View more from California

  its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.

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  i can respect that.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  $5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo

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  That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.

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• (305): View more from Florida

  is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?

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