Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
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I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
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I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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