I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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