i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
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