So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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