"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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