put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
