I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
seriously i just wanna be friends
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Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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