I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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