I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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