There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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