...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
The power of my boobs compel you
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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