He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
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By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
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We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
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